Peterson Nutmeg is a floating bald head who has visited me in my dreams several times. He has an army of brown pigeons that become his hair when he wishes. Society has called me crazy, but I KNOW THAT THEY ARE THE CRAZY ONES! How do I know this? Peterson Nutmeg told me:)
Dad joke #2
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he had a hole in one!
This capybara is a very intellectual capybara. I did not put it in the funny animals category because as you can see, it is a very serious capybara.
Dad joke #1
Why do bees always have sticky hair?
Because they use a honey comb!
The star of the website! Goose the cat!
Animal fact #1
Dolphins sleep with one eye open to avoid being eaten by sharks!